DirtyTeez Branding

Comedic sayings, puns, and light-hearted designs that make people smile or laugh.

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  • Bump and Grind

    $ 35.00

    “Bump and Grind” is a bold and playful design that embraces movement, rhythm, and a carefree attitude. Whether referencing dance, music culture, or a flirty, fun vibe, this design is perfect for those who love to let loose and enjoy the moment.

    This design is great for partygoers, music lovers, and trendsetters who aren’t afraid to make a statement. Whether worn to a club, concert, or casual outing, it’s a stylish and confident way to showcase your energy and passion for life!

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  • Cat Rule Dogs Drool

    $ 35.00

    “Cats Rule, Dogs Drool” is a playful and cheeky design perfect for cat lovers with a sense of humor. It’s a lighthearted way to showcase feline superiority (at least in the eyes of cat enthusiasts) while sparking friendly banter with dog lovers.

    This design is ideal for casual wear or pet-themed events and makes a great gift for anyone proudly part of “Team Cat.” With its humor and charm, it’s a fun way to celebrate the quirks of cats while spreading smiles and laughs among animal lovers.

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  • Cooked Like a Lobster

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    A shirt with the phrase “Cooked Like Lobster” is a fun and playful design that adds a touch of humor and personality to your wardrobe. The phrase evokes images of being perfectly prepared whether it’s a metaphor for relaxation, indulgence, or just enjoying life at its fullest.

    This design is perfect for casual outings, beach days, or anyone who loves witty, lighthearted statements. It’s a stylish and amusing way to show off your sense of humor and embrace the fun side of life wherever you go!

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  • Don’t Get High On Your Own Supply

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    “Don’t Get High On Your Own Supply” is a bold and cheeky design that plays with streetwise wisdom and a hint of rebellious humor. The phrase, often associated with drug culture, can also serve as a metaphorical reminder to stay grounded and not let success, ego, or excess cloud your judgment.

    This design is ideal for those with a no-nonsense attitude, a sense of humor, or a love for edgy fashion. Whether worn as a humorous take on life’s lessons or just to make a statement, it’s a unique way to showcase your bold personality and remind others to keep it real.

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  • Fuck Outta My Face

    $ 35.00

    “Fuck Outta My Face” is a bold and direct design that expresses no-nonsense attitude and sets clear boundaries. It’s a confident, unapologetic statement for those who value personal space and aren’t afraid to speak their mind.

    This design is ideal for those who enjoy edgy, rebellious fashion and want to make a statement. Whether worn for casual outings, streetwear style, or as a conversation starter, it’s a powerful way to showcase your bold personality and stand your ground

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  • Fur More, Hiss Less

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  • Happy Fucken Holidays

    $ 35.00

    “Happy Fucken Holidays”* is a bold, cheeky way to bring some edgy humor to the festive season. It takes the traditional holiday greeting and gives it an irreverent twist, perfect for those who like to shake things up and celebrate with a bit of attitude.

    This design works well for casual gatherings, parties, or as a fun conversation starter. It’s ideal for people who enjoy a more unconventional approach to the holidays, blending festive cheer with a rebellious and playful vibe.

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  • I Work Hard

    $ 35.00

    “I Work Hard So My Dog Will Have a Better Life” is a humorous and heartwarming nod to the dedication and love pet owners feel for their furry friends. It highlights the lengths we go to ensure our dogs are happy, healthy, and spoiled—because they’re worth it!

    This design is perfect for proud dog parents who don’t mind poking fun at the sometimes-luxurious lives of their pets. It’s great for casual outings, trips to the dog park, or as a fun gift for any dog lover who prioritizes their pup’s happiness above all else.

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  • In Dog Beers, I’ve Had Only One

    $ 35.00

    “In Dog Beers, I’ve Had Only One” is a clever and humorous design perfect for beer lovers and dog enthusiasts alike. The playful twist on words combines two beloved themes—dogs and drinks—making it a great conversation starter.

    This design is ideal for casual outings, parties, or relaxed evenings with friends. It’s especially fun for those who enjoy a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Whether as a personal statement or a gift for a beer-loving dog parent, it’s sure to bring smiles and chuckles all around!

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  • It’s Not Easy Being Green

    $ 35.00

    ”It’s Not Easy Being Green” Originally popularized by Kermit the Frog in the song “Bein’ Green” from Sesame Street, the phrase expresses the challenges of standing out, feeling different, or embracing one’s uniqueness. Over time, it has also been interpreted to reflect themes of environmental consciousness, as being “green” is often associated with eco-friendly living and sustainability, which can require effort and dedication.

    Wearing this phrase on a shirt could symbolize individuality, self-acceptance, or a commitment to living a greener lifestyle. Its charm lies in its ability to resonate with both personal and global themes, all while adding a touch of nostalgia and whimsy for fans of the beloved Muppet.

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  • It’s Not Easy To Be Green

    $ 35.00

    “It’s Not Easy to Be Green” is a playful and thought-provoking design that combines humor with a nod to environmental awareness. Inspired by the famous Kermit the Frog line, it reflects the challenges of standing out or being different, while also subtly touching on the importance of living sustainably or embracing individuality.

    Perfect for those who appreciate clever wordplay, environmental causes, or simply enjoy a lighthearted yet meaningful statement, this design is ideal for casual wear, eco-friendly events, or as a fun gift for anyone who loves a good pun with a deeper message

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  • Meowy And Bright

    $ 35.00

    “Meowy and Bright” is a festive and adorable design perfect for cat lovers during the holiday season. It combines the cheerful spirit of Christmas with a playful nod to feline friends, creating a purr-fectly charming holiday message.

    This design is ideal for holiday parties, family gatherings, or cozy days spent with your cat by the fire. It’s a fun and lighthearted way to spread joy, celebrate the season, and show off your love for cats all while embracing the festive cheer!

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